Bears

The question being, would you rather meet a man or a bear...bit of problem in the UK.

If you go to the woods today

Be careful and be aware

If you go down the woods today

I'm sorry, there are no bears

Unless you count old Winnie the pooh

Or there's a chance of Paddington too

If you are attacked by them, 

      it's more likely to be someone in costume.

      

Of course as a woman you must remember it's all your fault you were attacked, I mean did you steal his hunny? Maybe Eeyore wolf whistled you and ignored his advances.

If you go down to the woods today

be careful in what you wear

If you go down to the woods today

It's probably your fault so there

Cos you should know that bears may attack

Unless you wear an old woolen sack

Or paint "please don't attack me" on your forehead 

And so we get to the part of ' not all bears' are like that.

But I've been to Pooh corner. And Winnie the pooh is a dodgy bastard. 

Fame went to his head thanks a short stint at Disney. Then he stared in the adorable children's film Blood and honey. 

I mean put on some underwear!