They dont want much do they?
Fight!
There
I was, standing in the aisle
wondering, thinking what I’m gonna buy
I saw your form, over by the bread
A lady was quite near you, my heart it filled with dread
The lady didn’t see me, her mind all lost in thought
I tried in vain to reach you, without then getting caught
I think she guessed my reasons for rushing to the front
and turned to me quite quickly, now eager to confront
You still were there all silent, no idea to conceive
I knew this sort of women, so easy to deceive
She knew of my intentions and saw you with a smile
Suddenly understanding why you now were worth while
her hand it started moving, so mine began as well
To grab you by your jacket and run like a gazelle
but both hands did alighted both holding onto you
the feeling of emotions, air rapidly turned blue
We tugged upon your body, so eager to now win
Passion can be spiteful another deadly sin
I was not going to lose you, I worked too hard for that
This nasty confrontation to lose to some combat
She spun me by the shelving, a bid to make me stop
But i was glad she did it, I reached up to the top
and grabbed myself a baguette with the other hand
And used it as a weapon, just as I had planned
I hit her on the head, with my breaded sword
the shock of it unhand her, my opponent now was floored
I giggled like a loony and pulled you to my breast
A warrior, a winner, I guess I was god blessed
I ran away quite swiftly before she could fight back
Holding you quite closely in case of new attack
Soon was by the checkout, I paid and then we went
eager then to get you home, the money I had spent
But you were such a bargain, even with your size
Something good for dinner and oh you are a prize
I would always fight your corner, my affections never fake
to win you Mr half price on a giant double chocolate cake
wondering, thinking what I’m gonna buy
I saw your form, over by the bread
A lady was quite near you, my heart it filled with dread
The lady didn’t see me, her mind all lost in thought
I tried in vain to reach you, without then getting caught
I think she guessed my reasons for rushing to the front
and turned to me quite quickly, now eager to confront
You still were there all silent, no idea to conceive
I knew this sort of women, so easy to deceive
She knew of my intentions and saw you with a smile
Suddenly understanding why you now were worth while
her hand it started moving, so mine began as well
To grab you by your jacket and run like a gazelle
but both hands did alighted both holding onto you
the feeling of emotions, air rapidly turned blue
We tugged upon your body, so eager to now win
Passion can be spiteful another deadly sin
I was not going to lose you, I worked too hard for that
This nasty confrontation to lose to some combat
She spun me by the shelving, a bid to make me stop
But i was glad she did it, I reached up to the top
and grabbed myself a baguette with the other hand
And used it as a weapon, just as I had planned
I hit her on the head, with my breaded sword
the shock of it unhand her, my opponent now was floored
I giggled like a loony and pulled you to my breast
A warrior, a winner, I guess I was god blessed
I ran away quite swiftly before she could fight back
Holding you quite closely in case of new attack
Soon was by the checkout, I paid and then we went
eager then to get you home, the money I had spent
But you were such a bargain, even with your size
Something good for dinner and oh you are a prize
I would always fight your corner, my affections never fake
to win you Mr half price on a giant double chocolate cake
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