Me dog

My dogs just rolled in some fox poo
while walking in the field
its stuck to her neck just like wood glue
and it getting rather congealed
it is stinking
quite iffy
and ponging
and whiffy
and now she could do with a bath

My dog in now in the shower
to remove the poo off her neck
I've got industrial soap and a scour
my god its tough, by heck
I am rubbing
and cleaning
and scrubbing
and preening
to get this poo off her neck

My dog has just shaken her figure
sending water everywhere
I do believe she did snigger
because her tail is wagging right there
I am soaking
and dripping
not joking
and slipping
all over the bathroom floor

my dogs marinating by the fire
you can’t beat that wet dog smell
I tried her with my hair dryer
but that didn’t go so well
its now busted
And Gnawed
and rusted
and clawed
and now is been tossed in the bin.