Disney Princess

Never would I ever be
a princess from that Disney
Pretty dainty fancy-free
Oh no that's not for me

There is no reason to confess
 You'll never see me in a dress
This type of style I don't possess
This type is not for me

No animals or noble steed
Unless it due to a stampede
If I did sing your ears would bleed
So no, it's not for me

I'd be more suited for the witch
Or something living in a ditch
My hair would make you bloody itch
Oh yes that could be me