Tunes

 It's Christmas again in Tescos
The music has appeared
And no one bloody likes it
It made the store seem weird

The staff are in their jumpers
Seem happy but have dread
For their manager is lurking
By the mince pies and the bread

It all starts off quite happy
Jingle bells can be such brill
Then they play that song by Band-Aid
then you want to blooming kill. 

I only popped in today
to buy some new Febreze
I've already murdered Noddy
in the aisle that serves the cheese.