Unicorn

I wish I had a unicorn
it would be really cool
I’d never need to use a bus
when I ride it to school

I’d let it free upon the field
Id see it from my class
my friend would all be jealous
as it fed upon the grass

If children were all mean to me
When it was by my side
the unicorn would stab them all
And leave them all to die.

What? Were you expecting rainbows and happy. really I thought you would know me by now