King of the. Where's the road

 

Throw out the highway code

Travelling on your local road

Patchwork in tarmac strips

I've just lost my tic tac mints

I've had, whiplash and aching limbs

Worse when the weather's grim

Yes, I'm, potholes are scary

King of no road

Craters of shape and size

Call the lifeboat cos a cars capsized

Councils thrown in the wrench 

This one is bigger than the Mariana trench

I've lost, tyres to caverns deep

Now a waterhole to local sheep

Yes, I'm, potholes are scary

King of no road

I've lost most my tyres in every town

You can't see holes when it's peeing it down

Got in a muddle thinking it's a puddle

King of no road