Hot stuff

If kings of Leon were women of a certain age

Midnight, I'm sweating, turn in my sleep

Duvet controls me, annoys me

Open the window, fall in a heap

Duvets in muddles, in puddles..

Menopause, my ass is on fire

It feels that way, when I do perspire

Need to wear layers, just now in case

Cool when I'm hot, hot when I'm cool

Bet all the shops, have heating on full

Jumper regretting, I'm sweating 

Menopause, my ass is in flames

Oh lawd, I hope that it rains.

Going to Tesco, need something cool     

Silly emotions, weeping a smidge 

Feeling a hot flush, I get in a fridge

I will now linger, between fish fingers

Menopause, my ass needs to go

I've Been banned, from the local Tesco...