Fever

Welcome to sunny weather

Welcome to the natural high

Pollen allergies of horror

Sneezing, itchy, blotchy eyes

and also fever

In the hedgerows, fever from the tallest trees

Fever! In the people suffering from allergies 

Welcome to the summer

Give the pollen counts a spin

Welcome to the snots and sneezing

Take the Antihistamines 

for your fever

Grab the tissues, block your nose with vaseline 

Fever! Tape door frames, so the pollen doesn't get in

Wrap your head in clingfilm 

Wear a snorkel, tank and mask

Going out in any weather 

Is suddenly a massive task

with hay fever

Blooming flowers, sending up the spores of doom

Fever! Wait till winter, it will be over soon.