Storm Eunice

 Twas the night before Eunice
In the land of UK
 they said we are Amber
so inside we should stay

The ITV weather 
And the office of Mett
Have two different forcasts
So we won't know quite yet

The internets crazy 
they all work in teams
To give weather warnings
in the form of a Meme

The wheelie bin twitchers
Will be in for a treat
As the bins, all go racing
in a line down the street

The fools won't heed warnings
They'll be swept by the waves
And the piss will be taken
On the channel called Dave. 

But there won't be no panic
No reason to flee
There will only be fear
If we run out of tea