Obvious

 We British folk are obvious beings
We point out things we all see
Like saying aloud that it's raining outside
When you're soaking wet down to your knee

Asking a friend if the obvious colour
is new in her brand new hairstyle
Or that obvious sweat on the obvious brow
on the jogger who runs past a mile

You could always fall down in an obvious way
And be asked for an obvious hand
Do you need any help says an obvious man
Or just stay where you bottom did land

Like your obvious lump on a now pregnant friend
You still need to know if shes wise 
Are you pregnant you ask? In an obvious way
Or is it just too many obvious pies?