Mobility hell angel

 

Hogs have their hell angels. 

 Mopeds- Mods and more

Harley Davidson leather, 

 meet from shore to shore

But there is a group so special 

 and others we do snub

Bring chaos dearest members, 

 In the mobility scooter club

Shout havoc, when you're driving, 

 yes use your bell as well

Just take out random ankles, 

 if you draw blood it's swell

Show off your brand new basket, 

 don't need a test to drive

Supersonic little scooter

 reaches speeds From 0 to 5

Please cover it with stickers, 

 Just use them now with pride

'I break for random pigeons

 My load is extra wide'

Be careful when reversing

 warn with a little sound

Download a tune that shouts out

 Move! Or I'll run you down

Remember when on pavements

 To be a king or queen

Forget about those walkers

 They're supposed to scream

Enjoy the little pleasures

  Drive really slow with care

Oh how is my new driving?

 I really do not care.