Tarot cards

Day 3

 I thought id learn the tarot cards

do readings for my mates

So I can show their destinies

and other sorts of fates

I bought some off old Amazon

A cheap pack will just do

They were printed in Mongolia

The price was one for two

The pack was rather pretty

but no leaflet they did send

I guessed the illustrations

would help me in the end

I gathered up my senses

And shuffled them a bit

I dealt a kind of wonky cross

And just went straight for it

I did all my proper reading

Cannot fathom at the end

That I need to buy a waterfall

exposing my rear end

There's a bit about some Bondage

for this woman is quite bound

These cards seem rather kinky

or that's what I have just found.

I'll be stabbed by many swords

And by a cliff, I'll have a jog

The only thing I'm looking for

Is getting a new dog

And his Pooch