Ouija board

I am off to buy an Ouija board 

I thought it may be fun

to contact all my ancestors

say hi to everyone

I bought one, off old Amazon

the style. Well I won't gloat

Has lovely giant letters

like my TV remote

I set it up quite nicely

Light candles like they do

And asked if there were spirits

that would like to breakthrough

Will, anybody answer me?

I spoke aloud with hope

And you know what bloody happened?

The glass, it spelt out NOPE