Its a Conspiracy

Inspired by   Billy Joel's We didn't start the fire

Monster 

Loch ness, 

Anti-vaxxers, what a mess!

Elvis Presley's still alive, 

Prince Charles, a vampire

G4,

Covid, 

Paul McCartney is dead

Nasa's is a plain old lie, 

Planet Nine on Hyperdrive 

Area

51, 

Crosses on a hot cross bun

Martians,
 pyramids

Titanic, please! A giant squid

Hollow earth

Earth is flat

Wearing just a foil hat

Illuminati dollar bills

There is poison in our pills

Atlantis 

Pigs that fly

Earthquakes caused by butterflies 

End days,

 Antichrist 

Micheal Jackson's poltergeist 
Donald trump
fake news
Evil demons in tattoos

Conspiracy mental half-wits
 They just some silly twits