Run

 Dedicated to Mr Stephen De- utter loony.

I have a friend who's Husbands weird

He likes to run, yeap strange

And medals line his living room

in every size and range

He travels all around the world

and runs on every street

And every type of running shoe

he wears upon his feet

He also wears that lycra

Colours brighter than the sun

Of course you will be seen-

by astronauts when you do run

I guess a cunning notion

For reasons found within 

His clothes will blind the other folk

And this is why he wins

Please help him now, I utter loud

The poor sods lost the plot

An interventions needed

Tie his laces in a knot*

Be reasonable, my lovely friend

retire my dearest  man

Just  run for more important stuff 

Like trains or ice cream vans

* Thanks mum for the suggestion, she thinks he's weird as well.