Ballet

I thought i'd try some Ballet

Like I learnt awhile at school

It always seemed quite easy

It made me feel quite cool

So now i thought i'd try it

It was easy as a child

it was the sort of exercise

I thought  it would be mild

I got myself a tutu

and matched my tights the same

I finished off with legwarmers

Just like they wore in Fame

Had problems with the ballet shoes

Size Nine and extra wide

I suffer from the bunions

So i need some room each side

The only place that stocked them

Was a local fancy dress

They were made for Widow Twanky

When she played in Dungerness

I think i now am ready

For now i will soon prance

To think i could be headlining

At the royal ballet dance

The Moment I did Pli'e 

Heard an unsuspecting crack!

I split my knickers seams

and pulled a muscle in my back!