Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a fall
He grazed his knee and got a rash
and sued the council for loads of cash
Humpty Dumpty wanted a wee
On an electric fence he decided to pee
Humpty Dumpty you were silly
That is why you burnt your willy
Humpty did not want to be late
He drove too fast and tempted fate
Down a cliff he went head first
Humpty dumpty you are bloody cursed
Humpty dumpty went out in the sun
Humpty Dumpty thought it was fun
Silly Humpty your fun is foiled
You silly egg you're now hard boiled
He drove too fast and tempted fate
Down a cliff he went head first
Humpty dumpty you are bloody cursed
Humpty dumpty went out in the sun
Humpty Dumpty thought it was fun
Silly Humpty your fun is foiled
You silly egg you're now hard boiled
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