Back crack

Day 45

A crevice  in posterior
lacks help from pantaloons
And show us all the roundness
of a Builders famous moon

Brace or belt will suffice
To cover the back crack
And if all fails try duct tape
it will help the breach the gap

When bending down, use mirrors
To see what's left behind
Then tug your trousers up a bit
take care and do be kind

For many do not want to see
Hindquarters that have hair
And in some of these cases
it can cause some despair!

Rethink all your garments
for something with no split
A boiler suit or onesie
Will have a better fit

For many ladies will agree
We do not all play dumb
we really do not want to see
Your bloody builders bum.