Banana

When you are feeling rather glum
And your life is not that fun
go to the shops and buy a banana
For the shape will make you mellow
and of course its hue is yellow
Oh what fun to have a chum that is a banana

Full of good things for your health
doesn’t cost you all your wealth
Handy things they are those bananas
when you peel the skin do count
one, two, three, four skins shout it out!
So much glee unless it’s three to peel a banana

You will find I tell no lie
can’t look folks straight in the eye
Without  blushing all red when you eat the banana
There is something about the size
you won’t get it, less your wise
A saucy little thing to eat a banana

Of course it’s a comic thing
it’s a laugh that makes you sing
when you drop the peel of your banana
For when no one takes a glance
they will do a little dance
To slip up and go flying on that banana

But at least it made you hack
even though they broke their back
and you chuckle to yourself over the banana
Though the ambulance crew
did all glance over there to you
They will never know the joke about the banana