Lady January Silver Tasberry goes shopping

Lady January Silver Tasberry goes shopping. And learns of the most stupid names for cushion styles.

Oh driver come to my house.
and park outside my door
For I must now shop till late
at the B & Q   Harrods boudoir

I must get some brand new drapes
And covers for my chair
For Tofu my Bichon Frise
is shredding all his hair.

So many styles, so many tastes.
The choices are divine.
How lush these scatter cushions are
for such a taste as mine.

Only those with regal blood
with airs and demeanours
Would never use such common words
or purchase high street wares

A Lady who has elegance
does never say it’s Blue.
Blue is such a common word
one says its Star light hue.

Nigella's shaggy blueberry!
Is sitting on that shelf
in vogue they say, a real must have
I’ll buy it for myself

This cushion is a faithful friend
To reinforce ones nether
the style designed in Paris
made from Panda leather.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its free-range or so they say
Organic and born free
No pandas were of course harmed
They like stupid names you see……