Can you here them running
Between the white dryad
Tis winter time for mischief
The time for those yule lads
But Grýla, she is reeling
Her lads, less troublesome
In modern days of living
their antics equal none
She asked of me a favour
Dear Audrey, have you time?
To update all my yule lads
with something more refined
The 13 yule lads of today.
Need a modern twist
Now I'll introduce them all
In this modern list
Slungbung, blocks drains in bathroom showers
Batteries gone? Blame Dura'cell
Multiplugger stole the plugs as well.
Odd'desock, steals every last sock
Snapperwrapper, replaces chocolates with rocks
Redge'veg, steals everything but sprouts
At three in the morning, the Rando'lad shouts
Slyply, nicks loo rolls and leaves one sheet
PurplePercy, steals the purple in the quality street
Nessdepresso steals coffee, and cocoa and tea
Sly'wifi. Changes passwords to those you can't see
Dangleping nicks Chrismas balls
Now who you'll blame when the yule lads call
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