Sozzled fun and not

Sozzled

What a busy day I’ve had, I need a glass of wine
a treat I have now to myself for working overtime.
A nice chilled glass of Chardonnay will always chill me out
just one glass, no more than that, no time to mess about.

Ok maybe one more glass will do. It really is refined
I pour myself another one so I can now unwind.
No traveling I need to do. Don’t need now to go out
tough poopies if I need to, for I can go without.

Hiss bottles getting empty no point in leaving some
no proper measures needed when there is only one.
There’s nothing on the telly. Tonight it is a bore
my glass is looking lonely. I think I’ll find it more.

Mm..mine sure my man won’t notice if I now take somes red
I’ll make it up to him one day, when we are in bed.
Or maybe I’ll ‘ave some vodka. I’m sure there some still left
me dinner why I’m sniggering. It’s not like it is theft.

Oh boy my heads a spinning. Whee! Its feels very fun
I just missed sitting on hiss chair, I’ve landed on me bum.
Oh god I think I’m blotto, tanked up with too much drink
hangon! What was I saying, I think I need a more drink.

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Fail

Go out,
one drink
ok one more if you think
crisps ta.
Just plain
junk food I must abstain
just one shot
then one more
No I really can’t have more.
More friends.
One more drink
toilet, toilet, toilet
Sink.
Silly cow
silly moo
punch up
with one or two.
Thrown out
outside
there’s a club on the side
argue
then swear
door man
says I should beware
been banned
once more
that man he said I was a whore
oh look
junk food
Kebabs have put me in the mood
don’t mess
with this chick
oh my god I do feel sick
look at me
I’m so renowned
as I ink down
to the ground
leave me
well alone
friends said that I have been disowned
police now
pull me up
time now for a close up
pass out
in jail
Fail.