Floody wonderland

Dedicated to those who have floods this year

Weather man says it's raining

In the queue, we've complaining

We won't get the snow

But it's Christmas who knows

We're walking in a floody wonderland 

It's just rain you are hearing

Leaky roof you are fearing

It's belting tonight

Hope it stops by first light

walking in a floody wonderland

There's no chance for the traders

Less you own boots and waders

The drains are a joke

Cos the council is broke

Walking in the floody wonderland

Do give up on the shopping

Offer up, I'll do mopping

The weather's not dry

Seen a swan swimming by

Walking in a floody wonderland 

Walking in a bloody floody muddy wonderland