Poems by Audrey Haney
total shenanigans
Saturday 16 March 2024
Nadine
Wednesday 13 March 2024
Positively depressed
Sunday 10 March 2024
Happy mummy day
Happy mother day to my mummy readers. I hope you are having a lovely day having snuggly wugglys Here's a little poem about your darlings*
Friday 8 March 2024
Green
Tuesday 27 February 2024
What is it
Sunday 18 February 2024
Rap
Dedicated to M C Kay public enemy on the turntable. Bring the noise, then turn it down because it's too loud.
I'm getting sued aren't I.
Sunday 11 February 2024
Troosers
Saturday 10 February 2024
Ode to a panic attack
Acieeed...... reflux
Ah the thought of my clubbing days.
Over to you D mob.
Tuesday 6 February 2024
Group therapy
Sunday 21 January 2024
Greeting cards
My greeting cards are available to buy on hopefully
https://donnaswitchyshopltd.co.uk/product/audreys-greetings-cards/
Will do a better link later
Monday 15 January 2024
Happy mehyear
this year's started in a baggy pants way.
I've had another wisdom tooth out. And though I've had plenty of fans point out that this may have not been a good idea intelligence wise. I would like to point out that it wasn't a barrel of laughs but a barrage of Aggggggghhhhh!
And because I am an awkward sod I've had another dry root. I wouldn't recommend it.
Ironically that you go to the dentist over a small nag of a pain that annoys you so much that you can't possibly chew on lions bars.
And leave with one less tooth, super antibiotics, painkillers and the general feeling of doom. You should feel better in a few days
A week later. Can't eat solid food, squirming in agony, suffering bouts of incontinence and shouting randomly.
According to my mother. I shouted randomly about smelling Weetabix
Thursday 21 December 2023
Wombling
I've had a weird request, to ruin a Wombling Christmas. Mostly because of his son's love for wombles when he was five.
Not however when he is the age of a teenager, being woken up to a disco in his living room, which mostly is wombles singing on repeat.
Done lovingly by his dear old dad.
Dedicated to Sons that have that sort of Dad.