Red necks

Day two. NaPoWriMo.

The spotted woodpecker. 

…...Great by the way
Tilts its head and nods away
Wheres me nuts?. It eyes at me
This feeding stations now empty.

I say. Hang on girl
Give us a tick
I will come out there
rather quick!
Fill it up with nuts and seeds

A girl! It says. I am a not a lady
Your knowledge of birds is rather shady.
I am coloured by heck!
I have red upon my neck.

So you are a red neck? I said.

You have insulted me twice today. Said the bird and he flew off.