camping

Oh darling lets go camping
lets set up by that stream
And be all one with nature
and live the nomad dream

Please don't forget the bucket
some loo roll and a spade
For when old natures calling
won't need a doc leaf raid

I wish my bed was better
Its lumpy on this grass
And all those ruddy field ants
have crawled around my arse

I need a bloody bee suit
need insect nets and spray
Those ruddy mutant Mozzies
are having a field day