All i want is a decent bra

All I really want for Christmas

Is a bra that really fits

Something that's does hold my boobies

doesn't loose those flabby bits

All I want for ruddy Christmas

Is a bra with some support

Don't need nothing fancy

like those ones used just for sport

All I want is simple cotton

comfy straps that don't draw blood

Yes it needs to take the pressure

and the menopausal sweaty flood

But in truth you have no choice

Us large ladies have large boobs

Tis unfair that men go bra free

with their giant flappy moobs

Don't need a bra that brings them higher

This is something that I don't desire

Heaving bosoms don't need showing

Like to see where I am going

Just need something to hold them down

Keep them from swinging around

Dear old surgeon please remove

A breast less me could just improve