Modern witch

 A modern witch should never wear black
A terrible time for cliches
Always wear bright colours like green
your choice of the hue should amaze

Having a raven is really unhip
and a witch should be of modern age
Update this ridiculous idea of cool
With a Budgerigar in a cage
 
 Pagan type names should never be given
to a pet that meows or does bark
A typical name like Sir fluffy Bert winkles
Is much better to shout after dark

A sturdy broom is so old fashioned
Do upgrade with a vacuum dear girl
A Dyson does have a comfortable seat
a joy when you go for a whirl 

A cauldron is so out of season
A microwave oven is great
No waiting around for the potion to brew
A timer is now your new mate.