Troosers

 

I've just been working in the local town

It was foggy then frosty now it's peeing down

The usual shout I hear around is..

Postman! Where's your troosers?

Yes the rain may fall and the snow may bite

I'll wear me shorts from noon to night

I've got blue knees, but I'm alright

But they'll still ask bout me troosers

I've just seen the weather in the news report

A gale force wind is a comfort sport

I'll wear a jacket, but I'll still wear shorts

Nope! I'll never wear me troosers 

Yes the the snow may fall and the rain may flood

I'm up to my waist in some gooey mud

My whole life's work would seem a dud

If I started wearing

I'd be swearing

Troosers

I think the post man is called Donald.