Cats with odd human names

 People name cats in the cutest of ways 

Like fluffy or twinkles, or frazzle 

But never you hear or it is quite rare

To hear someone call their cat Basil 

Or maybe just Chris for it starts with a C

It is easy to say it aloud

Though pronouns are easy when it comes to a cat

So Chris ticks all boxes, be proud

Male cats are known as boring old Tom

For those who lack in the sell

And if you want even more fun

Just name that cat Bernard as well

Those thinking about T S Eliot's way

 Or cats of a pure lineage job

It's pedigree name Sir Batten of burg 

Or at home known quite simply as Bob

But as I research for the name of a cat

And some of those names are uncanny 

I was eager to find, but I never did find

someone naming that pussy cat 'Fanny.'