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My brother in law  has reached the age

Where being silly is all the rage

He plays golf. Keep that in mind

And not the decent miniature kind

Knows his wedges from his wood

Though, I never asked. Is he any good?

I jest, of course, a true golf lover

With a selection of crochet novelty covers

He cycles as well. Did I say he was weird?

He is a class that should be feared

Faster than a speeding comet

Colour of shorts, the hue of vomit. 

Now Manopause has hit old Mike
He's gone and bought a Motorbike
Make is Yamaha Vi Agra 
Why buy a bike?.... He owns a car!