Mr Bond, see me

 James Bond is very British

All queen and country born

I find it needs updating

To a modern ladies norm

For MI6 needs changing

For equal womens rights

And sorry Mr Bond old bean

You're firmly in my sight

Do check with me once daily

Your rule book needs a tweak 

How many regulations

Do you break within week?

I hope you bought some condoms

Do take a step back chap

You've slept with twenty women?

In a week! Please test for clap

No, I do not need saving

You came to me for aid

I bet your wage is bigger

Than the tiny stuff I'm paid

Oh really do stop faffing

For common sense you lack

Oh please! I have more gadgets 

On my cordless Dyson vac