Rain

The weather girls prediction 

In the year  1983

Was all about the rain

about how deadly it could be

It's raining men! They shouted

Get on the streets? Go home!

The streets are full of flooding

With Y male chromosome 

It's raining men? How awful

It's loud when we get hail

The noise of men all falling

Must have been full scale

Forget about umbrellas 

I think you'll need hard hats

Getting wet is obvious 

When raining men go splat

Thankfully our weather 

Is not as bad as then

We get, it's raining cats and dogs

But at least it don't rain men.