Not cake, whoops it is.

 People who like carrot cake

Are really rather weird

Which I have found

while searching around;

that 90 percent of my fan list actually like carrot cake

meaning that I am far too kind and maybe a little bit scared to finish the poem.

But I'm keeping it in this format

so I can lure you into thinking it's a poem

Bit like putting a carrot into something and calling it a cake...