Hello it's me

 Write a poem about who you are, asked one fan..

I am a writer

of a very model rhyming lass

My words are pretty normal

though generally quite sweary crass

I'd write about the subjects

Where fans use types of hypnosis 

Which is why my chosen titles

all linger slightly on abyss

I am a writer

I'm slightly barmy in my style

I write to not get famous

I do it cos it makes folk smile

Of course my fans could pay me

to read the poems on me page?....

But most of them were bribed to join-

I haven't really left that stage...