National poetry writing month

National poetry writing month
A month of madness

Monday, 15 April 2024

Clothes


Clothes shouldn't have pronouns 
They shouldn't be female or male
It's sexist to think all girls like pretty
We lack such a choice on a rail

What is the thing with one size fits all
They assume all us women are straight*
dresses for chaps. Their boobs don't need room
and their hips never seem to gain weight

The rumours that girls carry more items
But provision of  pockets aren't there
handbags are awkward, they get in the way
So the lack of a pouch is unfair

Most of my clothes are not very average
I'm wide so the choices are grim
I given up looking for feminine clothes
So my pronouns of clothes are 'for him'


* Straight as flat, in a non bendy way


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