Pheasant

Why did the pheasant cross the road?

Because he's incredibly dense 

There's no reason why. 

Has he forgotten to fly?

Lacking common direction or sense 

The reputation of the pheasant 

Depends on a hen or a sire

The females seem sane

The boys lack a brain

And run like, their arses on fire

The hens seem to understand traffic

They fly like a moth or a bat

But the males like to shout

And they will dodge about

And they end their fate with a splat

So why did the pheasant cross the road?

Because he's a man, he's a man!

He don't care about fear

When the ladies are near

What green cross code?. Oh! Look! A van!