Bath

 Oh dear what can the matter be?

What can that splashing

  shouting kerfuffle be

What is the meaning?

The reason? A tragedy

I've got stuck in the bath once again

Oh dear what could the problem be

 bath mats all busted 

and gone very slippery

My bottom is smooth 

There is no stability

I'm sliding all over the place

Oh god what can the matter be

Where is the strength, 

I've lost the ability

Call the police!

 I'm such a liability 

Maybe they'll bring me a crane 

Oh dear what can the matter be

Who was the reason for

Idiocracy?

 Amanda Kent

I blame you entirely

You are the one who gave me the prompt