National poetry writing month

National poetry writing month
A month of madness

Thursday, 22 September 2022

the modern witch

A modern witch should never wear black
A terrible time for cliches
Always wear bright colours like green
your choice of the hue should amaze

Plus the idea of ravens, is really unhip
and a witch should be of modern age
Update this ridiculous idea of cool
To a Budgerigar in a cage
 
 Loki, Apollo or Fluffy McWhiskers
Is the name that is given to cats
Thus must have fur of a darker degree
when buying a hamster or rat

A sturdy broom is so old fashioned
Do upgrade with a Hoover dear girl
A Dyson does have a comfortable seat
a joy when you go for a whirl 

A cauldron is so out of season
A microwave oven is great
No waiting around for the potion to brew
A timer is now your new mate. 


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