National poetry writing month

National poetry writing month
A month of madness

Friday, 22 April 2022

FB mods

 I have been banned from the wonderful platform that is fb for sharing a sarcastic post about a now-gone President of America two years ago. It's a bit strange really. To get banned from two years ago. 
Oh and that meme I shared is still in view on many a fb wall. I am thinking of leaving altogether really. 
fb does not deserve a capital letter. 

And so with that a poem.

You'll get banned from using old fb
When you forward an innocent meme
Be banned for the post, but they won't ban the host
the place is never what it seems

Can be blocked from posting to fb
For standing for all Humans rights
This platform is Woolly, can't torment a bully
You'll be banned for the rest of the night

You'll be banned if you post on your profile
If you are feeling down or alone
No reason, you're fine! Here's a link to a helpline
We have blocked you from using your phone

You'll be banned from the site known as fb
for reporting as well don't you know?
Your sites just got hacked. you won't get it back
As fb says there is nothing to show

You'll never be banned from fb
If you're homophobic, racist or cruel
Anti all human rights. They'll be there all night!
Their Community standards are bull!

Its unfair when you're posting to fb
that the innocent folk can be judged
They just give out a smile, for those who are vile
But the rest of us folk are all nudged. 

















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