Cheese

Who lives on a platter of grapes and some cheese?
Its that Eden cheese 
He's yellow in hue and porous is he
Its that Eden cheese 
Who goes well with crackers and good old Chutney?
Its that Eden cheese 
Would rather eat him than dodgy old Bree?

Me!

Who lives in a box that's a circle in size?
Dairy lea Triangle
That is wrapped in some foil and a lovely supprise?
Dairy Lea Triangle 
Who is given the treasure of a tiny red string?
Dairy lea Triangle
And who has a craving and eats the whole thing?

Me!

Who comes in a block and is always so wise
Oh, Mr. Cheddar cheese
Rectangle or square of a really good size
Oh, Mr. Cheddar cheese
He is always the best when you're lost in the head
Oh, Mr. Cheddar cheese
Who eats him all up when he's melted on bread

Me!