Spiders in size

It's said that if you want to thrive

It's best to leave spiders alive

Unless it's just above your bed

You do not want it near your head

Catch it now, while its in place

or it may drop down onto your face

Of course depending on its size

The way to catch it should be wise

For small: A cup or glass will do

Encourage it with just a shoe

Or if you own a nice long stick

You may dislodge it with a flick

For sizes known as WTF!

To catch it may need lots of luck

A bucket or an old saucepan

only IF you are the spider's fan

If it falls, a brooms no chore

Chase it straight out of your door

Now sizes simply known as NOPE

It's best to just give up all hope

These beasts are quick and tend to bite

And they will eat you late at night

You know it's simple. So please don't frown

You need to burn your whole house down.