The washer women

In a quiet spot in the countryside

The strangest lady does reside

Witch of water, soap and foam
She has scrubber wash syndrome

She washes, rinses, soaks and cleans
Clothes and linen stay pristine
Presses, folding, bonkers lion
She owns more that two clothes irons

Done a load, need photographing
Send to spouse, he will be laughing
Look at it pinned  on the clothes line
Only if the weathers fine

Window shopping she will prowl
Gets all excited over towels
Softest touch, That is fantastic
Egyptian cotton Orgasmatic 

Ooh she says. I like the feel
Feel how soft it is? She squeals
The laundry witch has OCD
And that is something we all agree