The Feasible dog song

Day three (parody of cats)

Feasible dogs are black or white
Feasible dogs are always hairy
Feasible dogs get such a fright
As feasible dogs think storms are scary

They wait for the owner of food to rise
They wag their tails jump around
Feasible dogs tell dreadful lies
Feasible dogs dig holes in the ground

Feasible dogs are brown and yellow
Feasible dogs get load of fleas
Feasible dogs can be quite mellow
less there's rain falling from winter trees

Feasible dogs are prone to Mange
Feasible dogs are prone to ticks
Feasible dogs eat things quite strange
and that includes their own old sick

Feasible dogs drink from the drains
Feasible dogs bark quite a bit
Feasible dogs like to complain
Feasible dogs will eat their shit

Feasible dogs have matching owners
Feasible dog hate matching coats
Feasible dogs chase sheep and ponies
But haven't quite figured out what's a goat

Feasible dogs scratch arse on rugs
Feasible dogs can't work out cats
Feasible dogs like nice big hugs
Feasible dogs hate wearing hats*



*unless its made out of bacon