National poetry writing month

National poetry writing month
A month of madness

Saturday 8 December 2018

Krampus



Here comes Krampus Claws
Here comes Krampus Claws
Down the housing estate
Old saint Nick has given up
Those kiddies are a state
Naughty children with no manners
There's no presents for each
ASBOS are the newest thing
So call on Krampus to have a teach

Here comes Krampus claws
Good old Krampus claws
Hear those little brats scream
Pokes a child with a large stick
He's cooking up a dream
Shoves kids in his giant sack
He'll be cooking  them well tonight
Barbeque them back in hell
A perfect meal for Christmas night

Here comes Krampus Claws
Wise old Krampus Claws
Parents need to take care
Spoiling kids with everything
They never taught to share
Scare the darlings with old Krampus
Please remember to say
If your naughty, he will get you
and eat you up on Christmas day










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