Now to ruin nursery rhymes part two

Little Miss Rider
Sat on a recliner
Eating some eggs that were fried
An old red back spider
came walking beside her
And it bit her on the arse
and she died

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London bridge may just fall down
the tabloids said 

its rundown
I read that in my dressing gown
They blame Brexit

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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe

couldn't afford  rent, so what could she do?
She didn't have kids, but a number of cats
And they ate her alive when she went for a nap

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Cock a doodle do
Its just gone quarter two
The neighbours want to kill you
and make you into stew