Healthy snack binge

I've never has a health food binge
I've never felt the need
To have a night in with some snacks
In form of pulp or seed.

I've never wanted when I'm low
To stuff my face with rye
Or other types of healthy snacks
With consistency of dry

Eat Bran! They say its good for you
They eat it every day
Why would it be that good for you
It tastes like bloody hay

Your body needs some ruffage now
these foods are good for hearts
But binging on that Multi grain
Makes really runny farts!