Duvet day

The creature hides under covers
A single grunt does warn overs
Approach with caution some would say
do not ruin duvet day

A day off staying firm in bed
Can't people today is what she said
Approach with caution and with cake
Or she'll make the old ground quake

This creature stirs and tries to rise
Her duvet wrapped on every side
Approach with caution, or with a brew
Or she soon be killing you

This creature rises from her bed
Her duvet wrapped from knees to head
She looks just like a sausage roll
Going out for a small stroll

And so this creature grunts again
She hoped her bladder would abstain
Duvet day is not so free
When you need to sodding pee