Him and her

In honour of Freda and Barry by Victoria wood

Day 139

He and she

Be warned this is RUDE

She said
Lets do it, lets have it
Do it while I'm in the mood
I bought fancy
quite chancy
Underwear from little woods
I need spanking
You'll be thanking
It will save you all the trouble without the w......
Lets do it lets have it tonight

He said

Lord Misses

No kisses
I've been working all day long
Can't bare it
Can't share it
My bodies in a state of stock
Need my cap
For a nap
I haven't got the energy for all this crap
I wont do it, cant do it tonight

She said
I'm snarling
My darling
My batteries are on a recharge
Got urges
and surges
Me body wants to argy- barge
Ignition
position
My Rabbit being mended by an electrician
Please do it, lets do it tonight

He said
Give over
I'm hungover
I'm getting old for all this shite
Old mate
Please wait
You never make though the night
Expire
Retire
The friction of your thighs would cause a bloody fire
I am not doing anything tonight

She said
Not fair
You don't care
You would rather play with golf than me
Golf wife
No life
Its better to get your sex for free.
I'm fed up
I give up
I'm off to Match dot com for a new Hook up
Sod you, sod you tonight